Jan
16
Long Weekend
What’s that?
Why, sure, I’ll tell you what’s in my Target bags.
Among other things, there’s a cocktail shaker, some Crest White Strips and a 12-pack of condoms.
Huh? Why, yes, I am in my house alone listening to old Hall & Oates.
Because, apparently, I’m preparing for an audition as a clinically depressed James Bond.
Of course.
And how’s your weekend winding up?
