Ivan Juan Johann

Three names, like a serial killer. But it's a pseudonym. So only worry if you're fictitious.

Jun 4

The Course of True Love

“Her aunt told me that if I got thrown in jail for harassing her, she’d come down and bail me out herself. Everyone in the family likes me, except her two dumb cunt sisters. After all I did for them: Like the one time I dragged one of them’s boyfriends right outta work and kicked the shit outta him, cause he beat her up. I done a lot for them.”

-one of the two guys drinking Arizona iced teas and smoking cigarettes for lunch in the river-side park today.

I wonder if it will be a church wedding?


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