February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
26 posts
Long Weekend
What’s that?
Why, sure, I’ll tell you what’s in my Target bags.
Among other things, there’s a cocktail shaker, some Crest White Strips and a 12-pack of condoms.
Huh? Why, yes, I am in my house alone listening to old Hall & Oates.
Because, apparently, I’m preparing for an audition as a clinically depressed James Bond.
Of course.
And how’s your...
Walk While Reading: The Princess Bride →
walkwhilereading:
“The worst aspect of my depression is what I’ve come to think of as “black dog time,” when my enthusiasm for anything takes an Acapulco cliff-dive. It’s a hard state of mind to describe— in fact, it’s a hard state of mind to even detect, and even once you have detected it it’s hard to give a damn…
Oh. That’s depression?
Uh …
[reviews health insurance]
“I think I am going to throw away my I Love New York carrying bag now that queers...”
– That’s Janice Daniels, the mayor of Troy, Michigan on her facebook page.
This week in homophobic slurs via Mother Jones.
(via theamericanscholar)
Now, that’s just short-sighted: I’ve been to Troy, Michigan. It’s the ugliest place I’ve ever seen. It clearly, desperately,...
“Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a...”
– Lynda Barry
(via)
Where I'm Posting From
Spending Friday night sleeping on the daybed in my niece and nephew’s playroom, drinking Maker’s Mark and listening to John Fahey through earbuds.
It’s less Carver-esque than it may sound.
First time I’ve heard this, however old....
A Joke Too Far
Pro tip, jokesters:
While using toothpaste, ‘cause it’s all that’s available, to simulate Adam Ant’s facepaint for a kinda-sorta joke is admirable and shows FULL FUCKING COMMITMENT …
Aquafresh in the eye also FULLY FUCKING HURTS.
April 2011
1 post
November 2010
2 posts
WatchMy method? Mid-price Cabernet and boredom.
Same as Streep’s.
September 2010
2 posts
Young Manhattanite: 101 Designs For The World... →
youngmanhattanite:
The world’s largest mosque
A goat preserve. Tastefully landscaped and fenced in. You pay a fee. You are given a goats-herd costume, are allowed to herd goats, ride a camel.
An enormous self-contained vertical metropolis given over to the Palestinian people. Here, at least, they won’t be policed…
August 2010
3 posts
Why Apple's iTV Will Change Everything | Kevin... →
mnmal:
The rumor: Apple will be releasing a revamped/renamed version of their ‘Apple TV’ set-top box, called ‘iTV’. The box will run the Apple iOS (same as the iPhone/iPad), and be priced around $99.
Why will this change everything? Read more…
One step closer to iPangaea.
3 tags
Tumbleroo, Tumblerah, Tumbleroo, Tumblerah . . ....
I have washed ashore, sunburned and salt-stung, to tell you of my travels and my travails, after a long absence.
June 2009
29 posts
Rousseau on Happiness
delayprocrastinate:
realworldmba:
“If there is a state where the soul can find a resting-place secure enough to establish itself and concentrate its entire being there, with no need to remember the past or reach into the future, where time is nothing to it, where the present runs on indefinitely but this duration goes unnoticed, with no sign of the passing of time, and no other feeling of...
Ooooh! My Tumblosity . . . Tumblishisness . . ....
“There are four things you have to do in life:
Show up.
Speak...”
– My friend Sal was sharing this Buddhist philosophy with me last night and I haven’t been able to shake it. (via beenthinking)
Yess.
(via meaghano)
The Course of True Love
“Her aunt told me that if I got thrown in jail for harassing her, she’d come down and bail me out herself. Everyone in the family likes me, except her two dumb cunt sisters. After all I did for them: Like the one time I dragged one of them’s boyfriends right outta work and kicked the shit outta him, cause he beat her up. I done a lot for them.”
-one of the two guys...
